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MEMO OF UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN ME, THE AMAZING DOMESTIC HOUSE CAT AND YOU, THE LOWLY HUMAN PROVIDER:
THE CAT
1. I am a cat, not a dog.
2. I have been domesticated for about 4,000 years LESS than a dog, so I will NOT act like a dog.
3. I am independent.
4. I can be social one moment and aloof the next.
Can you handle that?
AMAZING CAT PAW PRINT: ________________
THE HUMAN
1. I understand and accept all of the above.
2. I understand that I am agreeing to provide you free room and board.
3. I understand that you will NOT view me as your owner, but – on a good day – maybe as an equal.
4. I understand that our relationship will be better if I learn to understand “cat speak.”
HUMAN SIGNATURE: ____________________